Tuesday, January 8, 2013

the nightmare birthday gift

Wife treats hubby (Jim) on his birthday by taking him to a strip club.
At the club:

Doorman: Hey Jim! how are you?
Wife: how does he know you Jim?
Jim: We play Golf together.

In the club...

Bartender: The usual beer Jim?
Wife: and how does he know you?
Jim: we are on the darts team!

Lap dancer: The special again Jim??

Wife drags Jim out of the club and jumps into the taxi, but before she could tell the address!

Taxi driver: Hey Jimmy boy, you picked up an ugly one tonight, same hotel??

Wednesday, January 2, 2013

best friend

question paper of a 5th class boy;
write an essay about your best friend in 200 words.
time limit for the exam was 30 minutes.

the boy completed the exam in a minute and wrote just one sentence, yet he scored full marks!
he wrote: "no combination of 26 alphabets can express my best friend"



A cutest promise to a best friend:
hey buddy, I'll be your best friend till the episode when Tom finally eats Jerry.

Tuesday, December 18, 2012

science jokes

Science says, by boiling water the germs in the water are killed!
but science does not know that by boiling water the dead germs remain in the water and are consumed by us!
Genius I

Monday, December 10, 2012

Saturday, December 8, 2012

romantic jokes

after an emotional hug
girl told the boy: "If you hug me once more like that, I'll be yours forever."
boy replied: "thanks for the warning"