Saturday, April 23, 2011

Ind-Pak friendly relations ;)

In order to develop friendly relationship between the two countries, Manmohan Singh and yousuf raza gilani decided to visit each other's country regularly.

The first visit was by Manmohan to Pakistan. There Gilani showed him Pakistan's modern telecommunication systems. It was so good that Manmohan made a call to the Devil in hell and talked to him for 5 minutes! The bill for the call came to only Re.1.

When Manmohan came back, he also wanted India's telecommunication systems to be at the best when Gilani visited India. Suitable arrangements were made. Gilani came to India, visited the telecom department and talked to Zia-ul-Haq in hell for 5 minutes. But this time, the bill was Rs. 500!

Gilani asked with a sarcastic smile - "Why are telephone calls to hell so costly in India?"

A High level diplomat gave a smiling reply - "From Pakistan to hell, it is a local call, Sir, while from India, it is long distance!".

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