Friday, April 8, 2011

Genie time!

Three guys a Pakistani, a Sri Lankan and an Indian were out walking together one day.
They come across a lantern they rub it and a Genie pops out of it.
"I will give you each one wish, that's three wishes total" says the Genie.
The Sri Lankan says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son
will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Sri Lanka."
With a blink of the Genie's eye,'FOOM' the land in Sri Lanka was forever made fertile for farming.
The Pakistani was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Pakistan, so that no foreigners can come into our precious state." Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' there was a huge wall around Pakistan.
The Indian asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall." The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick and completely surrounds the state. Nothing can get in or out."
The Indian says, "My wish is that you fill it up with water."

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