Sunday, May 29, 2011

conspiracy against pakistan!

Manmohan and Obama are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Obama and Manmohan?" .

The barman says "Yes, that's them."

So the guy walks over and says,"Hello, what are u guys doing?"
Obama says, "We're planning world war 3"
Guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"

Manmohan says, "Well, we're going to kill 14 million Pakistanis and one bicycle repairman."

The guy exclaimed, "A bicycle repairman?!!!

" Manmohan turns to Bush and says, " See, I told you no-one would worry about the 14 million Pakistanis!"

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