Saturday, July 30, 2011

santa and banta in the battlefield

During a war!

Santa wore a mosquito net instead of a bulletproof vest!

so Banta was shoked and asked him..."why did u wear a mosquito net instead of a Bulletproof vest?"

Santa replies "even a small mosquito can't make its way through this net!! then how can a big bullet make its way!!! "

by: kunal

Boeing 747 crashes!

Did you hear about the 747 jets which Crashed into a cemetery in Karachi?
The Pakistani officials have so far Recovered 3000 bodies.

Tuesday, July 26, 2011

How to deal with a policeman!

It was a bright and sunny morning when Santa was on his way to office on his scooter.
Banta(policeman) traveling on his bicycle stopped him and said "switch off the headlight of your scooter, when there is so much of light around us, why are you keeping it on?"

Santa was irritated by this, he politely obeyed and turned headlight of his scooter off, then he got down his scooter and went near Banta's cycle, he opened the valves of the cycle tires and both tires were flat. He told Banta "When there is so much of air around us why are you storing it?"

Monday, July 18, 2011

Drawback of Windows operating system!

Error message shown on the screen during startup in Windows!

Keyboard not connected.
press F1 to continue.

Sunday, July 17, 2011

Interview tips..

Interviewer: tell me, how will all human beings die if water gets over on the planet?

Interviewee(Santa): If there would be no water left, Human beings would not be able to swim......if they are not able to swim, they will drown and thus die :)

Saturday, July 16, 2011

making fool of a doctor!

A Neurologist was seen running behind a patient on the streets!

A Passerby asked the neurologist, what was wrong?

The Neurologist replied "that man came to me telling he wants me to operate on his brain. As I prepare for the operation by cutting his hair, He runs away thereby getting a free haircut!!"

Thursday, July 14, 2011

It's party time!!

In a party a handsome guy asked a girl, " are you going to dance?"

Girl felt soo happy and said "yes!!!"

Guy replied "that's good, so can i have your chair?"

Wednesday, July 13, 2011

poor blind man!

A blind man was out walking with his dog who was eyes for the poor blind man when suddenly the animal paused and pee'd on the man's leg.
The blind man bent down stretched out his hand and figured out where the dogs head was.....on finding his dog's head, he patted the dog's head.

Having watched what was happening, a person on the road said, "Why are you patting your dog? even when your dog just pee'd on your leg!"

the blind man replied, "I know that dear, but I need to know where his head is before I can kick his butt."

Thursday, July 7, 2011

AXE effect on study!

Class teacher of a boy wrote behind the boy's book for the boy's father: "Please give a shower to your boy before sending him to school!!, He is stinking all the time!!"

Boy's father replies in the same way: "You concentrate on making him study, not on smelling him!"

Wednesday, July 6, 2011

leakage from the roof

Santa had a leakage from the roof over the dining room.

Plumber asks to santa- When did you notice the leakage?

Santa replies- Last night, when it took me 3hours to finish my soup.!!


Monday, July 4, 2011

poor friend!

Santa: a friend of mine secretly took my girlfriends number from my cell phone!

Banta: then what happened?

Santa: Nothing, that idiot is still sending romantic messages to his sister!!