Tuesday, December 27, 2011

kapil sibal jokes

Noise is measured in Decibels;
Nonsense is measured in Sibals.
The stupidest minister of parliament of all time :D Lolz

Sunday, December 25, 2011

how people think of the world

japan,china,india,canada & afghanistan are not to be missed LOL

Saturday, December 24, 2011

fever remedies

santa sends an SMS to his boss: "dear boss i will not be able to come to office today as I am down with fever!"

Santa's boss replies : "When I am sick I kiss my wife, try it.."

2 hours later

Santa replies: "I am ok now sir, thank you for showing the remedy, and your wife is very sweet!"

by: kunal

Thursday, December 22, 2011

when should you study

Teacher: Which is the best month to study..?

Student: Decembruary..

Teacher: dont be silly, there is NO such month..

Student: Exactly..!

Wednesday, December 21, 2011

Monday, December 19, 2011

Sunday, December 18, 2011

Two wisest advices

1. Never laugh at your wife's choice because,
You are one of them. :D

2. Never be proud of your choice because,
Your wife is one of them. :D

Saturday, December 17, 2011

shooting in mumbai

A man shoots mad dog in streets of Mumbai to save an old lady.
News: An Indian saves lady
Man clarifies that he is not an Indian.
News: A brave foreigner shoots mad dog to save lady
Man says that he is a Pakistani.
News: terrorist attack on local dog!!
by: siddharth

Friday, December 16, 2011

Thursday, December 15, 2011

The engineers joke

The mr. perfectionist in cheating
 How the 'so' called engineers ask for leave :D
 And the first and final project of engineers :D

Tuesday, December 13, 2011

Impact of Job Change

A taxi passenger touched the driver on shoulder to ask something

Driver screamed, lost control of the car, went up on the footpath & Stopped few centimeters from a shop

The driver said: "Don't ever do that again, you scared me"

Passenger apologized and said: "I didn't realize a little touch would scare you so much"

Driver replied: "Sorry, it's not your fault its my 1st day as a Cab driver.I've been driving a van carrying dead bodies for last 25 yrs.

by: parth

Monday, December 12, 2011

what not to do on boat!

A silly tourist asked a boat guy:"do you know Biology, Psychology, Geography,Geology?"

The boat guy said: "NO to all the questions"

The tourist then said:"What the hell you know on the face of this earth? You will die of illiteracy!!

After a while, the boat started sinking, so the boatman asked the tourist:"Do you know Swimology and escapology from Crocodilogy?"

The tourist said: NO !!

The boat guy replied: "Well you will Drownology and Crocodilogy will eat your Bodiology and you will Dieology because of your badmouthology" 


Saturday, December 10, 2011

Tuesday, December 6, 2011

kapil sibal mode

who is she?

A boy was going with his girlfriend

his friend asked : who is she?

Boy : she is my cousin.

his friend said: last year she was my cousin.!


Monday, December 5, 2011

Kolaveri Student Version

Yo students i am singing
exam song
fail song
why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di...
rhythm correct
kaila book
only english..
hand la book
book la notes
eyes-u full-aa tear-u
empty brain-u
exam u come-u
life reverse gear-u
maam-u maam-u
oh my maam-u
you taught me sum-u
cow-u cow-u holy cow-u
is this in syllabus-u
god i m dying now-u
invigilator is happy how-u
this song for students- u
we dont have choice-u
why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di
fail song!

ultimate answer!

teacher : why r u late??

student: does it really matters??
you still get paid .. 

by: kunal

Sunday, December 4, 2011

recognise this guy?

Once santa was thinking while looking at the mirror!! "I have seen this guy somewhere..."

After some time he jumped up in the air saying yaa i got it! "He was sitting opposite me in saloon for haircut!!"

Friday, December 2, 2011

Barack obama jokes!

guess why Barack Obama is more popular in China than in America?
Because he created more jobs there!

and guess why would Barack Obama not laugh at himself?
Because then he would be a racist!