Tuesday, January 31, 2012

broken phone

I think...my phone is broken.
I pressed the home button but I'm still at office....omg !

Saturday, January 28, 2012

engineer joke

as soon as my engineering completes
I will thank Google as without it nothing would have been possible
secondly thank you bill gates,Microsoft for inventing 'copy' and 'paste'
and finally xerox for the copy machine
without all of you i would never have became an engineer.

by our engineer: milan

Wednesday, January 25, 2012

Saturday, January 21, 2012

Saturday, January 14, 2012

indian cricket team joke

during the ongoing test series in australia
phone rings ar harbhajan singh's home tringg tringg
harbhajan picks up! : hello
yuvraj singh at the other end of the phone : hello
yuvraj singh : are you watching the match?
harbhajan singh : yes
yuvraj singh : hahaha lol
harbhajan singh : hahaha lol
yuvraj singh : okay chal bye..

by: jubin

Wednesday, January 11, 2012

floating social media bar

tons of blogs and websites have the instructions to insert the floating media bar but it doesn't work! does it?
this has been made in such a way so that you get it!

its as simple as it gets
open your blogspot blog
go to design
where you can add different widgets
add a html/javascript box
and copy paste the following without any corrections or it might not work !

<!--SideBar Floating Share Buttons Code Start-->

#pageshare {position:fixed; bottom:15%; left:10px; float:left; border: 1px solid black; border-radius:5px;-moz-border-radius:5px;-webkit-border-radius:5px;background-color:#eff3fa;padding:0 0 2px


#pageshare .sbutton {float:left;clear:both;margin:5px 5px 0 5px;}

.fb_share_count_top {width:48px !important;}

.fb_share_count_top, .fb_share_count_inner {-moz-border-radius:3px;-webkit-border-radius:3px;}

.FBConnectButton_Small, .FBConnectButton_RTL_Small {width:49px !important; -moz-border-radius:3px;-webkit-border-radius:3px;}

.FBConnectButton_Small .FBConnectButton_Text {padding:2px 2px 3px !important;-moz-border-radius:3px;-webkit-border-radius:3px;font-size:8px;}

<div id='pageshare' title="Share This With Your Friends">
<div class='sbutton' id='gb'><script src="http://connect.facebook.net/en_US/all.js#xfbml=1"></script><fb:like layout="box_count" show_faces="false" font=""></fb:like></div>
<div class='sbutton' id='rt'><a href="http://twitter.com/share" class="twitter-share-button" data-count="vertical" >Tweet</a><script src='http://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js' type="text/javascript"></script></div>
<div class='sbutton' id='gplusone'><script type="text/javascript" src="https://apis.google.com/js/plusone.js"></script><g:plusone size="tall"></g:plusone></div>
<div class='sbutton' id='su'><script src="http://www.stumbleupon.com/hostedbadge.php?s=5"></script></div>
<div class='sbutton' id='digg' style='margin-left:3px;width:48px'><script src='http://widgets.digg.com/buttons.js' type='text/javascript'></script><a class="DiggThisButton DiggMedium"></a></div>
<div class='sbutton' id='fb'><a name="fb_share" type="box_count" href="http://www.facebook.com/sharer.php">Share</a><script src="http://static.ak.fbcdn.net/connect.php/js/FB.Share" type="text/javascript"></script></div><br/><div style="clear: both;font-size: 10px;text-align:center;"><a href="http://www.funnyjokeslol.com/2012/02/floating-social-media-bar.html" target="blank"><font color="black">[Get This]<font></font></font></a></div></div>

we would appreciate your comments in here, that would surely motivate us to help you further in the future.

Monday, January 9, 2012

Saturday, January 7, 2012

marriage joke

Santa: What is the difference between "complete and finish"?

Banta: When you marry the right person you are COMPLETE but when you marry the wrong one you are FINISHED!

world without engineers

Life without electronics engineers..
 Life without aeronautical engineers..

 Life without automobile engineers..

 Life without civil engineers..

 Life without communication engineer..

Life without a computer engineer..

Friday, January 6, 2012

girlfriend dating

when i was dating my girl friend last night at the restaurant my friend came near us

and told me "yesterday's girl was better"

by: kunal

Tuesday, January 3, 2012