Wednesday, March 14, 2012

what happens in the bar

peter walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat down next to a
blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10 PM news was coming
on.The news crew was covering the story of a man on the ledge of a
large building preparing to jump.

The blonde looked at peter and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"
peter said, "You know, I bet he'll jump."

The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."
peter placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!"

Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge
did a swan dive off the building falling to his death. The blonde was
very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob. "Fair's fair. Here's
your money."
peter replied, "I can't take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5 PM
news, So I knew he would jump."

The blonde replied, "I did, too, But I didn't think he'd do it again."
peter took the money.