Wednesday, May 30, 2012

facebook funny jokes

the day is not far when someone will knock your door and tell you,
Hi! We have 7 mutual friends can I come in?

Tuesday, May 22, 2012

very funny joke

It was a busy monday afternoon for jack at work and his unaware wife calls him up!
wife: "darling i have got a good news and a bad news which one would you like to hear?"
jack:" dear I am really busy right now, just tell the good news quick!"
wife:" okay, the good news is that the air-bags in our new audi work perfectly."

sender: ankit

Monday, May 14, 2012

smart girls jokes

A cute guy found a new girlfriend
so he texted his ex-girlfriend " hei I got a new girlfriend, she is smarter, hotter and better than you so I want you to return the picture of me that you have!"
and soon came the reply of his eX
"I have sent them to you by post, don't be surprised there are 50 photos of all of my boyfriend's and you may keep yours and return the rest to me"
by: abhinav

Saturday, May 12, 2012

can you not concentrate during exam

It was the month of march and the school and college exams were approaching,
a group of boys staying in hostel were not able to concentrate on their reading due to girls
and under tension they decided to go to temple and take assistance of their swamy.
The swamy was very experienced and knew the exact solution for it;
He instructed to close their eyes and say "om shanti om"
whenever they saw a beautiful girl!
a few days later they were all sitting in a garden and reading
suddenly one of them said "om shanti om"
and as per the tendency of boys all of his friends asked him "where where???"
boyz r boyz :D

Friday, May 11, 2012

Narendra modi jokes

This is what media suggests about Narendra modi

Wednesday, May 9, 2012

Monday, May 7, 2012

Sunday, May 6, 2012

blackberry jokes

21st century kids standing at museum in Egypt, looking at the ancient mummies..
they saw "1217BC" written below the mummy.
the first kid wondered what it is and asked his friend Jack if he knew what "1217BC meant
Jack replied ya i guess that will be his blackberry pin number for blackberry messenger!

by: Abhinav

Saturday, May 5, 2012

Gujarati jokes

We never go to office, we go to HOFFIS!
The first rule of money - Never use your own!
"Su 6 Nava juni" is our version of wassup?
We keep an "ELARAAM" to wake up in the morning
No party is over without a round of GARBA
When someone asks about a person, we say GENTLEMAN MANAS 6!
"Saanti rakh ne ,loi no pee!" is our best possible slang
We have a PhD in Bargaining by birth..
We don't have feelings, we have PHILLINGS!!!
Jai Shri Krishan = Hello and Aavjo = Good bye
Generally our conversations begin with kem 6, maja ma ne, and end with,
koi saaru investment Hoy..Deel Beel hoy to bataav jo Bhai
For us electricity never goes - only light does!!!!
We don't call people, we COAL them
We Gujjus are everywhere, all over the globe - So deal with it...
We go to movie HOLE and take outside SNAKES for refreshments
Towel = Tooval
Every gujju will introduce their spouse as aa Mara Mr. 6, ne aa Mari Mrs. 6...
Mount Abu is Switzerland
Exam aave 6, beta notes JEROX karavanu bhoolto nai...
If all of a sudden u hear a Dhoom machale ringtone Its Gujju
Hindi humko Bahut faavta hai
if u are 15 or 50, ur parents will always refer to u as their Bebbi or Baabo
Gujjus don’t know what chocolate is, they only know CATBURY
If u don’t watch Tarak Mehta ka oolta chashmah u r not a gujju….yaar
Ultimate gujju gift - a 'cover' (envelope) with 500 +1 in it
We tk constitution very seriously, everybody is called Bhai and Ben
If u do not go for navratri, u don’t exist
Mango is not our national fruit only Kesar n Haphus is
Vile Parle and New Jersey feels like home - Aapnuj 6...
We eat homemade Theplas with chhundo and Athaanu in Business class flight
We can do garba on any song in the world
Falguni Pathak is Britney spears for us
After having chaat, bhelpuri, sevpuri, we make sure we ask for extra puri, and then discount
Order soup 1/2, 2 TIMES u get more quantity - be smart
U expect a discount at dollar store if u r a gujju
Always says Don’t Charge me TAX I am paying in CASH
U consider SpongeBob as Dhokla, u r Gujju
Dandiya is our prom
U find something gud n say "BAHU FINE 6!"
If a gujju starts coffee with Karan, he would name it as "chhas with chhagan"
" You know you are getting too old, when the candles cost more than the cake."
from @raincloudg (twitter) 
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Thursday, May 3, 2012

crazy jokes

yo people give it a try!!!
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Tuesday, May 1, 2012

funny people on facebook jokes

Facebook should have a limit on the number of times people can change their relationship status'
after 5 times it should default to "Unstable and Unreliable"