Sunday, September 30, 2012

manmohan singh jokes

Saturday, September 8, 2012

how to get a divorce

Husband: what will you do if I win a lottery?
Wife: I'll take away half of the lottery and leave you and start an independent life.
Husband: here I won a 100$ lottery, here's your 50$ please move..

Monday, September 3, 2012

hate your wife jokes

A man was leaving a cafe in INDIA when he noticed an unusual funeral..!!

A funeral coffin was followed by a second one.

Behind the 2nd coffin was a solitary man walking with a black dog. Behind him was queue of 200 men walking in straight line.

The man couldn't stand his curiosity.

He approached the man walking with the dog

"I'm sorry to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this with so many walking in a straight line.

Who's funeral is it?".

He replied, " That 1st coffin is for my wife"."

What happened to her?." My dog attacked and killed her"

"The 2nd coffin?"

It's my mother-in-law's. She was trying to help my wife when the dog attacked n killed her too".

A silent moment passed and then he asked,"can I borrow the dog?"

And he replied "Get in the line" :P :D
comment to register yourself in line :D