Wednesday, December 19, 2012

funny 2013 new year resolution joke


Tuesday, December 18, 2012

science jokes

Science says, by boiling water the germs in the water are killed!
but science does not know that by boiling water the dead germs remain in the water and are consumed by us!
Genius I

Saturday, December 8, 2012

romantic jokes

after an emotional hug
girl told the boy: "If you hug me once more like that, I'll be yours forever."
boy replied: "thanks for the warning"

Thursday, December 6, 2012

spelling bee contest jokes

Teacher: Spell "Ambulance"?

Student: A.... M.... B.... U....

Teacher: Faster!!!!


Student: Wew! Wew! Wew! Wew! Wew!

Monday, December 3, 2012

when you arrive late to school

Teacher: "why are you late?, all your classmates arrived on time.!"
Student: "dogs come together, lion always comes alone!"
agree guys?