Sunday, October 18, 2015

This awesome video shows the "Life of Engineers" with a Bollywood touch!

The journey called 'Engineering' : Bollywood Style

We have come up with our new parody video. It's a funny take on "Life of Engineers" depicted using Bollywood Songs.Please Like, Comment and Share. :)

Posted by The Educated Moron on Saturday, October 17, 2015

Thursday, August 13, 2015

Dead Again

During a funeral, the pallbearers accidentally bump into a wall and hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find out that the woman is actually alive.
She lives for 10 more years and then dies. There is another funeral for her. At the end of the service, the pallbearers carry out the casket.
As they are walking out, the husband cries out, "Watch out for the wall!"

Bride and Broom

Two brooms are getting married. Before the ceremony, the bride broom says to the groom broom, "I think I'm going to have a whisk."
The groom broom says, "How can that be? We haven't even swept together!"

Wednesday, August 12, 2015

Corpsalicious

One day a medical professor and his class were standing over a corpse and the professor said, ''There are two things to being a medical forensicist. First: Don't fear anything.''
After saying that, the professor shoved his middle finger up the corpse's anus and licked it. He then told the class to do the same.
After hesitating, they all did it.
''Next,'' the professor said, ''you have to have a key observation finger. Thus, I licked my index finger.''

Tuesday, August 11, 2015

California

Q: How many Northern Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Hella.

Sunday, August 9, 2015

Blond Blows it

Q: What's it called when a blonde blows in another blonde's ear?

A: Data transfer.

Thursday, August 6, 2015

No Children

Q: Why doesn't Santa have any children?
A: He only comes once a year -- and when he does, it's down a chimney.

Wednesday, August 5, 2015

Confessions

Joe enters the confessional and tells the priest that he has committed adultery.
"Oh, no," said the priest, thinking of the most promiscuous women in town. "Was it with Marie Brown?"
"I'd rather not say who it was."
"Was it with Betty Smith?"
"I'd rather not say," says Joe. So the priest gives him absolution and Joe leaves. While leaving the church, Joe's friend asks if he received absolution.
"Yes, and two very good leads!"

Tuesday, August 4, 2015

Burglars

They've broken in my house so many times, they leave notes complaining about things: 'The salt was low.' 'Pick up bread. We be back.' Grease all over my stove -- they cooked and left the best chicken and dressing you ever want to lay your lips on.

Sunday, August 2, 2015

Q: Why'd the robber take a bath?
A: He wanted to make a clean getaway.

Saturday, August 1, 2015

Thursday, July 30, 2015

Drunk Divorced

A man and his wife are at a restaurant, and the husband keeps staring at an old drunken lady swigging her gin at a nearby table.
His wife asks, "Do you know her?"
"Yes," sighs the husband. "She's my ex-wife. She took to drinking right after we divorced seven years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since."
"My God!" says the wife. "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"

Sunday, July 26, 2015

Drunken Driving

Two guys get pulled over while drinking and driving.

The driver tells his friend, "Peel the labels off these beer bottles, and we'll each stick one on our forehead. Now, shove all of the bottles under the front seat. Just let me do all the talking."

The cop walks up and shines his flashlight into the car. "Have you been drinking?" he asks. 

"No, sir," the drunk answers. "We haven't had a thing to drink tonight."

"Then what on earth are those beer labels doing on your foreheads?"

"We're both alcoholics," says the drunk. "We're on the patch."

Wednesday, July 22, 2015

Divorce vs Circumcision

Q: What's the difference between a divorce and a circumcision?
A: In a divorce, you get rid of the whole schmuck.

Sunday, July 19, 2015

Disease

A newlywed couple on their honeymoon prepares to see each other naked for the first time.
The husband exposes his knotted and twisted feet. He explains, "I had tolio as a child."
The wife asks if he means polio. He says, "No, it only affects the toes."
He removes his pants and reveals deformed knees. He admits, "I had kneesles, too."
Finally, he pulls off his boxers. In shock, the woman gasps, "Oh no -- smallcox, too!"

Thursday, July 16, 2015

Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

A: 45 lbs.

Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?

A: 45 minutes.

Wednesday, July 15, 2015

Devil in church

Satan appeared before a small town congregation. Everyone started screaming and running for the front church door, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away.
Soon everyone was gone except for an elderly gentleman who sat calmly.
Satan walked up to him and said, "Don't you know who I am?"
The man replied, "Yep, sure do."
Satan asked, "Aren't you going to run?"
"Nope, sure ain't," said the man.
Satan asked, "Why aren't you afraid of me?"
The man replied, "Been married to your sister for over 48 years."

Tuesday, July 14, 2015

CLEARLY CHEATING

A man cheats on his girlfriend Lorraine with a woman named Clearly.
Lorraine dies suddenly.
At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, "I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."

Monday, July 13, 2015

American Lifestyle

Consequences of an American Lifestyle:
A wife rushed into the room screaming at her husband:"Darling Come Quickly!!!.
See, YOUR kids and MY kids are beating OUR kids."